In case you didn’t know, sharks are just like people. Except people generally suck and sharks are awesome so watch Earthlings, go vegan and be more shark.
Here are 20 pictures that give you an insight to what its like to be a human vegan shark in the city. (The city which is home to the largest number of shark fins in the world.)
🦈 Sharks, like most human vegans, LOVE bananas! Give a shark a bunch of bananas and you will make their day. Give them a bunch of frozen bananas and a blender and you will make their week! (Unless their name is Flora.) 🍌💛
🦈 Sharks never lose their inner pup. You can often find them at the local play park having a swing, pushing over children and playing on the slides. Sharks love the slides!
🦈 What else are Sundays made for but reading books? Sundays are a shark’s favorite day.. They love to read anything from murder mysteries to romantic novels. This shark pictured below is reading the number one bestseller: Animal Agriculture is responsible for more greenhouse gas emissions that all transport combined. Watch Cowspiracy on Youtube. 🐮 📖
🦈 Sharks love to keep fit and strong by working out at the free outdoor gyms that the city has to offer! (Top tip: never ask vegan sharks where they get their protein!) 🌿💪
🦈 They love to take in the local nature and stare confusedly into dark ponds 🐠
🦈 When sharks want to smell nice and buy cruelty-free products that haven’t been tested on animals, they always head to LUSH 🐰
🦈 Sharks don’t always stay in the city for too long, they love to travel! They have a stong desire to see all the natural beauty of the world and eat all the vegan food in sight. (They also love to draw!) ✈️🌎
🦈 And of course they like to keep in regular contact with family and friends back home ☎️
🦈 Sharks REALLY love slides.
🦈 Red lipstick (squalane free of course) is a shark’s secret weapon when it comes to attracting a vegan mate 💄👄
🦈 If the red lippy doesn’t work, they will just pose like one of Jack’s French girls in the park and try to attract a mate that way instead 💃
🦈 Once in a relationship, vegan shark couples love to spend their time together by going on long walks in the city and having deep meaningful conversations on random benches about life and how humans should stop breeding 💑
🦈 Sometimes wedding bells can chime…👰💍
🦈..and sometimes they don’t..💀 (don’t worry, this suicidal shark survived)
🦈 But luckily most sharks have a great vegan crew to get them through the tough times 💙
🦈 When out and about, sharks like to educate youngsters about their food choices. ”See this? This is a fin, not a piece of food.”
🦈 Sharks love children, they don’t find them annoying! They love to high five children…In the face. Nah, just kidding..It’s not that they hate all kids. They just much prefer the furry ones with 4 legs and a tail.🐐
🦈 You won’t find vegan sharks riding real horses because they know that horse riding is extremely cruel and unethical and if you support horse racing you are supporting the death and murder of thousands of innocent horses.. So they have to make do with the kiddie ones at the park instead. ❌🏇 #youbettheydie
🦈 Sometimes sharks love to use public transport. And sometimes they don’t. (Who can blame them, rush hour on the MTR in Hong Kong is no fun for anyone!)
🦈 It might seem that sharks are heaps silly, but at the end of the day, they take their job very seriously. Their job is to prevent the extinction of their species and to promote peace over violence. Their goal is to help end the shark fin trade, and to help stop the millions of innocent sharks killed every year for shark fin soup (and as by-catch to the fishing industry). Please read Why We Should All Care About Sharks and watch Seaspiracy on YouTube 🦈